Shut Up Vincent Gallo

I was innocently reading Gawker today, and I read an interview with Vincent Gallo where he takes on his stunt cock. Hypothesis: His douchiness has been reaffirmed. Therefore, I love to hate him.

Two select quotes

"I have never met Jacob Christner His lie and fantasy is strange, though, as there was a woman, Mrs. Christner, who I think had a son named Jacob. Her job was to blow me all day long while I set up the cameras and lights. Mrs. Christner was a great sport, she also helped me rehearse for my newest film, Mrs. Christner's First Anal. Strange Jacob would dream of being my body double, knowing what his mom did and all."

"It's odd having so many men obsessed with my penis. If I had a more normal-sized penis, none of this would have ever happened?"

Also, he has called Tim Roth "that filthy mini-dwarf no-talent Brit," and votes Republican. Now one can hate Tim Roth or vote Republican, and still not be a douche. However, if both apply to you, then your douchiness is pretty much set.