Tuesday, April 05, 2005

And the winner is...

Once again, my dreams have been thwarted...

This Maryland'er is sobbing right now. Well, not really, but North Carolina winning suuucccks. At least it's not Duke.

Saturday, April 02, 2005

A Short Note: Damn Damn Double Damn!

North Carolina beat Michigan State 87 to 71. Ick.

So on Monday: Go Illinois!

(I actually got the damn chapter done, three more to go tomorrow. Yay me.)

I Can't Study Dammit

Christ, I've been trying to at least review ONE CHAPTER for my psych. exam on Monday. However, nothing sticks in my head for more than 30 seconds...so what's the point?

So, yeah, tons and tons of shit to do tomorrow.

My Trivial Pursuit Skills Ain't Nothin' to Fuck With!

Actually, they kind of are. The St. Mary's Pre Law club held their Trivial Pursuit tournament tonight, and my group went out in the first round. However, it was one of the great Trivial pursuit games in history. It went on for about an hour and a half, was essentially tied for all of that time, and was never technically finished because the administrators got fed up with the fact that our game seemed to be neverending. So we went into a tiebreaker round, which we also tied...Twice. So we went into sudden death, which we would have also tied, if my partner (god love him) hadn't gotten confused (it had to do with "Connect Four"...Don't ask). Now this short description only hints at the glory of this game, full of intrigue, sad attempts at poker faces, cursing, Amy Fisher, and Margaret Thatcher's Orgasm Method (there were questions on the latter two, I swear to god.)

Good times.

So since I went away in the first round, I no longer have an excuse not to study for my Psych exam on Monday. Fuuuucccckkkk...

People are strange...

I spent my Saturday morning volunteering (aka: picking up trash at a park) for my school's community service program. These are the top ten most interesting things that the people in my group found.

1. Used condom
2. Shower cap with what looks like Petroleum jelly inside
3. Box with a coat in it
4. A Tire
5. Can of Paint
6. A small propeller
7. Another Tire
8. What appears to be the sides of a highchair
9. A T-Shirt
10. Police Tape

Anyway, as an added bonus? It was pouring down raining...

Sunday, March 27, 2005

This just makes me laugh...


Maddona and Guy Ritchie celebrate the Purim Festival
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Shut Up Vincent Gallo

I was innocently reading Gawker today, and I read an interview with Vincent Gallo where he takes on his stunt cock. Hypothesis: His douchiness has been reaffirmed. Therefore, I love to hate him.

Two select quotes

"I have never met Jacob Christner His lie and fantasy is strange, though, as there was a woman, Mrs. Christner, who I think had a son named Jacob. Her job was to blow me all day long while I set up the cameras and lights. Mrs. Christner was a great sport, she also helped me rehearse for my newest film, Mrs. Christner's First Anal. Strange Jacob would dream of being my body double, knowing what his mom did and all."

"It's odd having so many men obsessed with my penis. If I had a more normal-sized penis, none of this would have ever happened?"

Also, he has called Tim Roth "that filthy mini-dwarf no-talent Brit," and votes Republican. Now one can hate Tim Roth or vote Republican, and still not be a douche. However, if both apply to you, then your douchiness is pretty much set.